*says i dont care* *actually does tho*


I feel weirdly threatened when people have the same favorite things as me it’s probably my acute narcissism and obsession with expressing my entity


do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
― My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)


looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”


i am 99.5% submissive and .5% dominate because taking control is like a big hell nope.

*cutely chokes on ur cock*